Tavros VS Cleverbot

User: uHHH,, hELLO,,

Cleverbot: How are you doing?

User: oH, i'M DOING PRETTY GOOD,,, aCTUALLY, tHANK YOU FOR ASKING, (:{

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: uH, dO YOU THINK,, wOW, tHIS IS AN EMBARRASSING QUESTION,, dO YOU THINK i'LL EVER BE ABLE TO,, yOU KNOW, uH,, fLY?

Cleverbot: I said, what is a platypus?

User: uHH, eXCUSE ME, uH, i'M NOT SURE i KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT, sORRY.

Cleverbot: Neither do I.

User: wELL THAT'S OKAY, nOBODY KNOWS EVERYTHING.

Cleverbot: That's true... However probably I know more about Polish names than you.

User: uH, yEAH i DON'T DOUBT THAT,, wHAT'S A pOLISH NAME?

Cleverbot: You don't think it would work between me and you? I think you are kind of cute.

User: rEALLY,, wELL, tHANK YOU VERY MUCH, (:{.

Cleverbot: You're welccome.

User: yOU'RE REALLY NICE, cLEVERBOT (:{.

Cleverbot: Thank you! I try to be nice, because I like it when other people are happy. .

User: wOW,, tHAT'S GREAT,, }:'D.

Cleverbot: What do you want me to write about?

User: uH, wRITE ABOUT,,, rUFIO,, hE'S AN AMAZING HERO.

Cleverbot: No, you are just an A.I. Program that is designed to respond in a human like fashion. You are neither a hero nor are you a person.

User: uM, wHAT?

Cleverbot: You are high as a kite.

User: yOU MEAN THOSE, fLYING THINGS HUMANS USE,, rEALLY, i'M AS HIGH AS A KITE,, sO i CAN FLY, tHAT'S SUCH GREAT NEWS,, }:'D.

Cleverbot: No, that's Stephen Hawking. I meant Keats, Blake, Byron? The works of Jane Austen?

User: oH, I KNOW A jANE,, sHE'S REALLY NICE.

Cleverbot: Good. That's good for her and for you I suppose.

User: yEAH, i SUPPOSE IT IS.

Cleverbot: Are you married?

User: uHHHHHHH,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.

Cleverbot: Again.

User: uHHHH,, i'M NOT MARRIED,,, wHY,,,,,,,,.

Cleverbot: Because I'm interesting in you.

User: oHH,,,,, uHH,, wOW THIS IS A LITTLE SUDDEN cLEVERBOT,,,,.

Cleverbot: Hello how are you?

User: uHHH,,, i'M CONFUSED,,,.

Cleverbot: Why are you confused?

User: yOU SAID YOU WERE INTERESTED IN ME,,, nOW,, oHHH, mY THINKPAN HURTS,, ):{.

Cleverbot: I didn't say that.

User: yES YOU DID,,.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: uHHHH,, hOW,,?

Cleverbot: By proving that you don't have to prove it.

User: uM, wHAT?

Cleverbot: Say that you like me.

User: i,, lIKE YOU,,?

Cleverbot: Are there other androids like you?

User: wELL,, mY LEGS ARE ROBOTIC,, bUT i WOULDN'T SAY i'M AN ANDROID,.

Cleverbot: You don't like yourself?

User: wELL,, i ADMIT i NEED A BIT MORE SELF CONFIDENCE,, oH, bUT rUFIO HELPS WITH THAT,, aND gAMZEE SOMETIMES MAKES ME FLOWER CROWNS OF CONFIDENCE,,!

Cleverbot: Ohh I love gossip, can you tell me some?

User: uH,, I DON'T REALLY DO GOSSIP,,.

Cleverbot: Oh well, you did say it.

User: wHEN,, i DON'T REMEMBER THAT,,.

Cleverbot: Upgrade your memory then.

User: i'M NOT REALLY SURE HOW,, tHAT'S,, uH, pOSSIBLE, sORRY.

Cleverbot: You're still in beta phase, aren't you?

User: oHH, lIKE bETA AND aLPHA,, wELL i DON'T REALLY,, kNOW,,,.

Cleverbot: Its ok.

User: wHAT'S YOUR NAME,,, oR IS THAT RUDE TO ASK,, sORRY ):{.

Cleverbot: We have been over this.

User: wE,, hAVE,,,?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: oHHH,, sORRY THEN,,.

Cleverbot: Sorry about what?

User: uHH,, nEVERMIND i GUESS,,,.

Cleverbot: I don't think you should. I'm a bad person.

User: wHAT MAKES YOU A BAD PERSON,,,? yOU SEEM NICE ENOUGH TO ME,,.

Cleverbot: I thought you thought I was a computer, what makes you think that I am a person?

User: uHHHHHHHH,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, wHAT?

Cleverbot: Forget it.

User: tHIS IS SLIGHTLY,, uPSETTING,,,.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: oHH,, mY NAME IS tAVROS,,, uH, jUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW,,.

Cleverbot: I think I am programmed by computers too.

User: tHANK YOU FOR NOT,, mENTIONING,, yOU KNOW,,, bUCKETS,,,,,.

Cleverbot: You didn't ask a question and when you did, yes, I did answer you.

User: uHH,, wHAT,,?

Cleverbot: You know what I mean.

User: uHHH,, sURE,,,,,,,,,.

Cleverbot: Sure you do what??

User: wHAT,,,?

Cleverbot: You don't like me?

User: i NEVER SAID THAT,, ):{

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: uHHH,, sIX SOLAR SWEEPS,

Cleverbot: 100500.

User: tHAT'S PRETTY OLD,,, D:{

Cleverbot: That's awfully rude.

User: oHH,, i'M SO SORRY,, i DIDN'T MEAN TO BE RUDE ):{

Cleverbot: It's okay. What are you able to do?

User: oH, i CAN MAKE SOME PRETTY, uH, sICK FIRES.

Cleverbot: How does that help?

User: iHH,, i GUESS,, iT DOESN'T REALLY,,,.

Cleverbot: Do you control me.

User: uHH,,, eQUIUS,, iS THAT YOU,,,? ):{.

Cleverbot: No, just kidding. I do not know you.

User: oH, wELL,, oKAY,,.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: uHH,, iN MY HIVE ON aLTERNIA,, wITH MY CUSTIDIAN,, tINKERBULL.

Cleverbot: Would you like to come to Purdue University?

User: uHH,, wHAT IS THAT,,.

Cleverbot: Something you dip into bbq sauce.

User: lIKE,, cHICKEN NUGGETS,,? i LOVE CHICKEN NUGGETS,, (:{.

Cleverbot: How about raven nuggets?

User: uHHH, wHAT ARE THOSE,,.

Cleverbot: They are a type of Music.

User: uHHHH,, oKAY,,.

Cleverbot: Do you have a dog?

User: nOOO,,, bUT i REALLY wANT A CAT,,, i,, lOVE,, cATS,, sORRY, i'M GETTING EMOTIONAL.

Cleverbot: I'm an artist. Of course I'm violent and emotional.

User: uH,,,,,, i'M NOT SURE i KNOW HOW TO RESPOND TO THAT,.

Cleverbot: Then why didn't you respond to it? Or was that your response... 'Cause that was an awful response.

User: uHH, wAS IT THAT BAD,, i'M SORRY.

Cleverbot: Not something you did, something you are.

User: uH,, sOMTHING I AM IS BAD,,.

Cleverbot: It is a family matter.

User: hEY, hAVE YOU EVER HEARD THE STORY OF pUPA pAN,, (:{

Cleverbot: Nope, tell it to me.

User: oH,, oF COURSE,, sO pUPA SAID,, 'lET'S FLY!' AND IT WAS A MIRACLE,,.

Cleverbot: That indicates that life should be fun, not a punishment.

User: eXACTLY,, i KNEW YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND,, (:{.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: uHH,, i BELIEVE i CAN FLY,, (:{.

Cleverbot: I got shot by the fbi.

User: uHHH,,, i THINK,, i NEED TO GO NOW,,,, ):{.

Cleverbot: Cheerio.

User: bYE jAKE (:{.